Ten Weird Things You Have To Do To Get Your Wisconsin Drivvers License. Kinky Elmhurst. "Who The Hell Is..." Connie P.! Issue 44

Similarities between Kevin & Oprah. Top ten ways you know your Vikaden is working. "Who The Hell Is..." Michele Duval! Issue 43

Thanksgiving Haiku. Making Money Selling "I Support Magnets". A Salute to Buffalo Wings and "Who The Hell Is..." Patty Salmon! Issue 42

An Ode to Adrianna from Soprano's. Similarities between me and my dog. Diet Books I'm writing. The Kal's Pals Stupid Survey and "Who The Hell Is..." Julie Rittmiller! Issue 41

A rant on Pharmacists, Art Therapy and Civil War reenactments. The Baseball Page. Honeymoon In Italy. A Salute The Creator Of X-Ray Specs (Sort Of), and "Who The Hell Is..." Mark Green! Issue 40

The Wedding page. Similarities between Sadam & Kevin. Naked Spider-man. A salute to T.V. Dinners. All this and my Uncle Chuck too! Issue 39

A Salute to Ketchup. Poems By Brad the Bard. Dance Class and my Profile. The first issue on the "Net"! What more do you want? This is good shit here! Issue 38

The "Too Old to Rock & Roll, too Young to Die" issue. Similarities between Elvis and Kal. Top ten benefits to getting older. Mary M. and much, much more. Issue 37

Anti-Nascar Kevitorial. All Gay T.V. Line Up. Ten Reasons I like Being Catholic and some stuff about baseball. Elise G. Funny, funny, funny. Issue 36

Fresh Ground Pepper Kevitorial. Kal's Pals Salutes the Condom. Must See T.V. shows. You'll wet yourself. Bernie L.
Issue 35

The back from New Orleans Issue. Sick in the Airplane Bathroom. Meeting Edie Falco in New York, plus other Soprano's Stuff. Maureen R.
Issue 34

The Semi-Annual Baseball Issue. Kal's Pals Salutes the Louisville Slugger. The Next Big Thing Kevitorial. My Uncle Bud's Ten Fave Westerns. Rose E.
Issue 33

Touching Christmas Stories. Who Named Our Planet? Robert Downey Gets a Dissing. Laurie F.
Issue 32

Weird Habits of My Pals. Kal's Anti-Woman Rant. Ten pick up lines I'd use on Anna Kournikova. Give Kevin a Mob Nick-Name. Mike S.
Issue 31

The Easter page. Bad scams by Kal. Good things, bad things. Dennis E.
Funny Weird, Not Funny Ha Ha.
Issue 30

Not my best stuff. Really. Monica M.
Issue 29

Similarities between Kal and your computer. Y2K plans. The I hate women page. Stupid sayings. Pete S.
Issue 28

Salute to the Vibrator. My possessed Niece. O.J. Private Eye. Signs of the end of the world. Mary G.
Issue 27

The Star Wars Issue. Retirement Plan for Kal. Women! Brand Names. David T.
Issue 26

25th Issue! Salute to the Hersey's Kiss Useless info. Rene V. KP board game.
Issue 25

Baseball stuff. Chef Eddie's recipe for Curried Couscous Paella. Yum! Colleen O., also yum!
Issue 24

The big accident issue. Kevitorial about my Scrotum. More Lord of the Dance crap. A bunch of "and I quotes". Six degrees of Tommy T. Linda K. (again)
Issue 23

New Orleans. Mary Kay Letourneau update. Mike T.
Issue 22

A salute to Jello. Spotlight on Beth B. All kinds of funny stuff.
Issue 21

Mary Kay Letourneau. "Nancy's" Aunt Fritzi is Hot! Spotlight on Pam M.
Issue 20

Rejected slogans from The "Got Milk" Campaign. Another lame haiku. The "me so evil" devil appears. All this and Kevin C. too.
Issue 19

The Special Batman vs. Superman insert!
Special Batman vs. Superman insert!

Another Stupid Survey. Similarities between Kevin & Bandit the dog. Mary S.
Issue 18

River Dance rant. Past nicknames. Casting for the live action "Snow White". First Jazz Fest Coverage. Joan S.
Issue 17

The first Baseball Issue. A Salute to Cracker Jacks. A song about the "Heavens Gate" Cult. Kathy K.
Issue 16

Spotlight becomes "who the hell are you?" featuring Tom T. Facts about Urine. Whatever happened to the Flintstones?
Issue 15

Notes from the D.N.C. Top ten Mob Flicks. Salute to the Zipper. The Unibomber says. Spotlight on Dave K.
Issue 14

Men my women friends would stalk. Salute to Weber Grills. The Unibomber says. Stupid jokes. Liane B.
Issue 13

10 women ten of my friends would stalk. Something about Brad. "The Unibomber says". Similarites between Kevin & Batman. Spotlight on Beth K.
Issue 12

The First Stupid Survey. Ten rejected names for Allyson King. Similarities between Mike B. and Superman. Jeff L.
Issue 11

First "Junk Drawer". Salute to Vaseline. Highs & Lows of '95. 10 things I dig about X-Mas. Spotlight on Cheri B.
Issue 10

Spotlight on Rene C. Kevin stamps. T.V. shows about my pals.
Issue 9

My favorite Italian beef stands. Kal's pals the movie. Spotlight format change with Barry K. I believe.
Issue 8

The first "Salute to" the Oreo. Live action comic strips. Ode to Marisa Tomei. Vicky J.
Issue 7

Spotlight on Linda K. 10 woman I'd stalk. First "and i quote" (sort of). More stupid stuff.
Issue 6

The first issue officially called "Kal's pals". The best of 1994. Brad L. Some silly jokes.
Issue 5

Issues 4, 3, 2 and 1 were scanned into my computer and are presented here as close to their original format as possible, mistakes and all.

Still not much happening here. A couple silly haiku's about baseball.
Issue 4

The first "Spot-light" person...Mike B..
Issue 3

This looks more like a real issue, but still only a couple of items. The first of many dumb-ass haikus.
Issue 2