And I quote...explained

So I'm out to dinner with my pals Gary H., Chris S. and the above Lynn, when I realize I'm late for an appointment and I have to leave...they all tell me to go and that they'll pay, I argue and say no, they say yes...this goes on for a minute or so when I say to the three of them, "Quit arguing with me, you know I can take all of you!", to which Lynn replies, "Well then, I want your pinky". See, she meant that in a fight, if the three above mentioned people had to divide me up, she wanted to take on my pinky FINGER, because, she figured my pinkie was the smallest part of me and that part of me she could beat; not that she wanted my, you know, "PINKY", which isn't pink anyway, because, I'm half Italian so it's really pretty dark. WHOA! TMI KEVIN! TMI!