Scott

Sleepy Air Marshal

Stephanie

Dorene & Jonathan

Steve

Michael

Which Kals' pal... would frequently hang around Milwaukee's old County Stadium when the Brave's played there and wait for home run king Hank Aaron after the games, who would then give him a ride home?

My cousin, Milwaukee Brave's and now Brewer's fan Mark Salmon.

Let's see a-hole Barry Bonds do that for a fan. He won't even sign autographs the shrivelled-testies-steroid-using-juice junky!
Scott Mong

Which Kal's pal...once worked at a Hostess Bakery baking plant making Apple Pies when he was a teenager?
To this day he can't stand the sight or smell of them?
Scott Mong

Which Kal's pal...is an U.S. Air Marshall, keeping the sky's safe from hijackers and over-served passengers?

I can't tell you that! That would blow his cover. Who to you think I am; Scooter Libby

Which Kal's pal...once worked at Boy's Town?
The real Boy's Town, not the "Boy's Town" that Jeff frequents.
My sister-in -law, the ever beautiful & vivacious Stephanie Rittmiller.

Which Kal's pal...is the cousin of Weekend at Bernie's star, and Dr. Jeff's favorite
actor Jonathan Silverman?
Dorene Brentner.

Which Kal's pal...plays in the world famous power pop group Badfinger??
Steve Wozny.

Which Kal's pal....once acted as bodyguard for Jesse Jackson?
My cousin Michael.

Which Kal's pal...once worked at WalMart giving out food samples?
My sweetie, Julie.

Which Kal's pal...has never eaten a peanut butter & jelly sandwich?
Kevin E.

Which Kal's pal...once wrote his own one man play?
Mark G.

Which Kal's pal....was kicked out of the Altar boys at his church for screwing around too much?
Tom T.

Which Kal's pal...got into a fist fight on the televised kid's show "Kiddie A-Go-Go"?
Georgia K.

Which Kal's pal...unearthed the remains of the original Ferris Wheel
from the 1893 Columbian exposition in Chicago?
Dave K.

Which Kal's pal...baby sat for Steven Spielberg's son Max, but didn't
know who Steven Spielberg was?
Karen C.

Julie Mark Dave